Interview With My Husband, Part III

Just when you thought it was over…
Here is another interview with Johnny.

Me: What would be the perfect beauty related gift for Valentines Day?
Johnny: Foundation. Because it lays the foundation. It’s the most key piece of makeup. Isn’t that right?

Me: What do you get for the person who has everything?
Johnny: Love. Right? That was a trick deep question.

Me: What’s a present you really want but you’d be too embarrassed to ask for?
Johnny: Maybe eye cream. Anti-aging night cream. Or hair dye.

Me: Who is the best fashion icon?
Johnny: Katy Johnson. Kandee. Is that her name? Don’t write Katy I never said Katy. She has the most views on YouTube and she’s a perfectionist about makeup.

Me: How can a girl keep her makeup from running?
Johnny: Hairspray. Makeup hairspray. Do they have that?

Me: What’s your skin care routine?
Johnny: Wash your face. Eye cream. Skin on your entire body, or just face? Take a shower. Wash face. Hand lotion, that’s it. Chapstick maybe twice a year when it gets really cold. That’s not your skin though

Me: How do you tame frizz?
Johnny: Make sure you use a lot of conditioner and when you get out of the shower make sure that you put on gel within three minutes. That’s what I do. I set a timer on my iPhone.

Me: What’s the most flattering lighting for makeup?
Johnny: Led. Halo lights. Halogen. Hey, have you girls heard of Xbox 720?

Me: What do you do to make your lips look fuller?
Johnny: Lip pump

Me: What is a lip pump?
Johnny: Something that you put on your lips and then pump.

Me: How do you achieve the perfect smokey eye?
Johnny: Put on dark eyeshadow and then put smoke on it.

Me: Do you think it’s necessary to apply a highlighter?
Johnny: Isn’t that just for schoolwork and the Bible?

Me: What is your favorite makeup brand, and why?
Johnny: I guess MAC because it makes some girls look like Cheetos.

Me: What do you think about makeup tutorials on YouTube?
Johnny: All the girls are annoying

Me: How do you get great looking lashes?
Johnny: Get extenders

Me: How do you feel about drugstore makeup?
Johnny: It’s good. Cheap.

Me: How do you get bouncy, voluminous hair?
Johnny: Towel dry your hair, blow dry, then run your fingers through it with pomade

Me: Do you prefer a matte or shimmer finish?
Johnny: Matte. Because the iPhone 5 has a matte finish and it looks legit

Me: What do you think about BB Creams?
Johnny: I don’t know what that is. BB King?

Me: What do you use to strengthen your nails?
Johnny: Put liquid nails on them

Me: What kinds of foods should we be eating for healthy, glowing skin?
Johnny: Isn’t there something called glow pops? No, I’m being serious.

Bonus question:

Me: What’s your number one parenting tip?
Johnny: I’m tired of being fake I just want to be real.